So my sister was getting ready to go out with friends and she asked if she could wear my leather jacket. I said no because it would be too small for her, then she gets all pissy and says ” I’ll remember that when you want to use or wear my stuff. ” In my lifetime, I have only worn one of her pieces of clothing while this bitch is sitting over here using my shampoo and conditioner, my face wash, my clothes, and my fucking shoes.
I was in 1st period today, when this girl asks me for some paper. I give her 5 sheets then go back to my work. 30 minuets later, she asks for more paper but I just used up my last sheet so I tell her that. She nods, pulls out her binder, flips a few pages until she reaches this big ass pile of paper… Are you fucking kidding me? I gave you the last bit of my damn paper, but you had a whole stack in your binder?
My phone fell out of my back pocket when I was bending over to get a towel from under the sink and just my luck, it fell into the toilet. My mom is going to dice me up into cube size pieces when she finds out.
So every year around the holidays my sister and I get a package from our Grandma. It usually has little knick knacks or cookies in there. Well, we got our Christmas one today and I open it and there is a half full cereal bag with Cheerios in it. My sister and I were like this.
How is my Language Arts teacher going to yell at me to stop talking when I sit in the back of the room alone. First she moves me away from my friends to the very back where I can’t see, now this shit happens.
So I was laying in bed, waiting for my phone to charge so I could listen to music. I already had my earphones in and as I was laying there, I was thinking about all my flaws. Then my phone started playing ’ What Makes You Beautiful ‘ by One Direction. I’m not fucking lying. I didn’t touch the phone or anything.
So my mom and I were trying to get to my sister’s work so we could pick her up and go out to eat while she was on break but we got stuck in traffic. While we are sitting, she calls me and asks where we are so I tell her we’re in traffic and she replies with ” Well, I’m gonna need you to hurry up. ” …..Really? Really? Sorry I can’t fucking control the traffic!
My mom was on the phone with her friend and I was playing with my dogs, laughing when I hear my mom say ” Yeah, she’s playing with the dogs..Is it bothering you?…yeah. ” Then my mom says to me ” Stop. ” I was like ’ Hold the fuck up. ’ How is this lady, talking to my mom on the phone at HER house gonna tell me to stop what i’m doing? I’m at MY house. Don’t tell me what to do in my own fucking environment!